“What’s the most random or fucked up thing you’ve seen on the job?”
Okay well I work in the adult industry. It pays well and being a grad student I can use all the money can get. Anyway, I was at a lady’s house in Miami to shoot some content and we needed some “props”. This lady is 50 year old German immigrant who is smoking weed and joking around and she is pretty awesome but being a person that’s pretty straight and narrow when not working I thought she was pretty weird also. My photographer and I are joking around and shooting some photos when this lady comes out with a plastic bag and yells “YOU NEED DICKS? I GOT PLENTY OF DICKS HERE HAVE SOME DICKS!” and thrusts this bag o’ dicks at me and just kind of looks at me. They have ALL been obviously used. I don’t even know how to end this story but there you have it.
“Pete’s last day with testicles #finally #pissesoneverything”
Canine and my bra… Always in the floor.
I want this jacket.